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The Gungahlin Region's Best Jokes!

There's nothing like a good joke to make you feel good, and here you'll find heaps of funny jokes.

Don't forget to tell your friends to join in all the fun (but make sure you tell them a joke first!).

Be careful, you may find your self rolling around on the floor!

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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled Milk!		Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In snow banks!
Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Pole!		Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick!
Q: What dog keeps the best time? A: A watch dog!		Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom? A: At the BP station!
Q: What did one virus say to another? A: Stay away, I think I've got Penicillin!		Q: What did the tie say to the hat? A: You go on a head and I'll hang around!
Q: What pet makes the loudest noise? A: A trum-pet!		Q: What is a tornado? A: Mother Nature doing the twist!
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cupboard? A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!		Q: How did the farmer mend his pants? A: With cabbage patches!
Q: When do you stop at Green and go at red? A: When you are eating a watermelon!		Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal!
Q: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms? A: A doctorpus!		Q: Why did the child study in the airplane? A: He wanted a higher education!
Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? A: She couldn't control her pupils!		Q: Why was the broom late? A: It over swept!
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? A: An umbrella!		Q: How do you repair a broken tomato? A: With tomato paste!
Q: What's taken before you get it? A: Your picture!		Q: When does a cart come before a horse? A: In the dictionary!
Q: What did the big chimney Say to the small chimney? A: You are too little to smoke!		Q: What disappears when you stand up? A: Your lap!
Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter? A: Patty!		Q: Why did the biscuit go to the doctors? A: He felt crummy!

Not funny ha?

Do you have a joke or two that you think is funnier than these?  Ok, why not send us your jokes.  If we find ourselves rolling around in laughter we'll add them to the list!